A little boy runs in to the bathroom and sees his mother taking a shower. He is fascinated at the black bush between her thighs. The startled boy asks "mommy what is that black bush between your legs". Mother says "it is my brush, now close the door and get out". Next day, the boy spills some milk on the kitchen counter and tells his mother "mommy I spilled some milk on the counter, can I get your brush to clean it up" Mother says "no I lost it". Next evening when his mother returns from work the boy says "mommy, I found your brush. Mrs. Johnson from across the street has it, I saw her washing daddy's face".
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