I once interviewed a very attractive woman for a secretarial position. Short skirt and oozing with appeal. When I asked her why she was leaving her current position (working for a psychiatrist, no less), she said, without batting a single eyelash: "Because he's getting married"

So the Secretary received a first complimentary copy of Playboy magazine addressed to the boss along with his other mail.     She put a sticky on the cover "the pleasure of being first is yours".    The boss returned the note with his comments "When".