Funny yet very, very sad. These are the people who work in our hospitals!

Actual writings in Mpumalanga (South Africa) Hospital Register:-

1. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
5... She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
6. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
14. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
15. The skin was moist and dry. (oh okay, that makes sense)
19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
22. The patient refused autopsy. (Who wouldn't?!)

And the one that takes the cake!:
23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.