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Breast Implants
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A middle aged woman gets her breasts augmented with implants and she wanted it big.    After the surgery she and her boyfriend go for a follow up.    The plastic surgeon decides to examine her new breasts.    He asks her to remove her blouse and starts to feel, massage and rub her breasts and tweak her nipples.    When she gets excited he goes ahead to kiss and suck her new breasts and she begins to moan with pleasure while her boy friend looks flabbergasted.    Then the surgeon slips his hand inside her panty and begins to rub her pussy.    She grunts with pleasure and finally the surgeon and the woman go naked and have sex on the examination table.

After he fucked her enough, the pediatrician turns to the boyfriend and says "now she is all yours, big and beautiful".

A woman enters a doctor's office, holding a baby in her arms.  He asks her what's wrong.  She reports that the baby is not gaining enough weight for his age.  
"Ma'am, how is the baby fed?  Breast or formula?", he asks.
"Breast."
"Please disrobe completely from the waist up."
The woman puts down the baby, and takes off her blouse, then her bra.  The doctor starts massaging her breasts, feeling them all over.  Finally, he says:
"There's your problem.  Your breasts aren't producing any milk.  No wonder your baby is not gaining weight."
"Well, actually, I'm his aunt.  But I'm glad I came in to get checked out.

A middle aged woman gets her breasts augmented with implants and she wanted it big.    After the surgery she and her boyfriend go for a follow up.    The plastic surgeon decides to examine her new breasts.    He asks her to remove her blouse and starts to feel, massage and rub her breasts and tweak her nipples.    When she gets excited he goes ahead to kiss and suck her new breasts and she begins to moan with pleasure while her boy friend looks flabbergasted.    Then the surgeon slips his hand inside her panty and begins to rub her pussy.    She grunts with pleasure and finally the surgeon and the woman go naked and have sex on the examination table.

After he fucked her enough, the pediatrician turns to the boyfriend and says "now she is all yours, big and beautiful".

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