Erotic Humor
And father owns a liquor store. EOM
PandorasBoxers
posted
...a deaf and dumb nyphomaniac who OWNS a liquor store 
(I may be flamed for this one, but what the heck - it is the humor board)
The perfect woman:
4 foot tall
No teeth
Flat head (place to rest your beer)
The perfect woman:
4 foot tall
No teeth
Flat head (place to rest your beer)