One evening, Jack planted some magic beans in his front yard, and went to bed.  Next morning, he found a beanstalk that extended into the sky.  He decides to climb it to see what's at the top.

When he reached the low clouds, he saw a plain-looking woman.  She says to Jack: "Stop in for some sexy time, or climb higher to success."  Jack chooses success, and continues climbing.

When he reached the middle clouds, he saw an average-looking woman.  She says to Jack: "Stop in for some sexy time, or climb higher to success."  Jack chooses success, and continues climbing.

When he reached the high clouds, he saw a good-looking woman.  She says to Jack: "Stop in for some sexy time, or climb higher to success."  Jack chooses success, and continues climbing.

When he reached the highest clouds, he saw a gorgeous-looking woman.  She says to Jack: "Stop in for some sexy time, or climb higher to success."  Jack chooses success, and continues climbing.  

He climbs and climbs, until he bumps his head against a trapdoor.  He opens the trapdoor, and goes inside.  He finds himself in a grungy-looking room.  Suddenly, the trapdoor closes behind him, and the lock snaps shut.  A big ugly man, wearing nothing but boxers, is sitting inside.  He's covered in dirt, sweat, and body hair.  He presses Jack against the wall.
"What is this place?  Who are you?", Jack screams.
"I'm Cess!", the man answers.