Father Patrick invited a pretty young lady working the hotel desk to his room for dinner when her shift was over. Soon the horny priest was groping the girl. "Father, please!" she protested. "You're a holy man". "It's OK", he assured her. "It's written in the Bible". She relented and the two banged all night. Next morning she asked him "Father? Could I see the Bible passage you mentioned last night? Father Patrick found the King James edition on the dresser and pointed to the inside front cover where somebody had scrawled in pencil, "the girl at the front desk puts out."