Two ladies were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $300.00."
A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just then, another car passed with a sign saying "Keep Christ in Christmas." One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?" "Well, that's a little different," the cop replied. "Their sign pertains to religion." The two ladies frowned as they took down their sign and drove off. The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car once again. This time the sign read: "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $300.00."Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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