So the local sheriff sees this young cowboy walking down the main street in town wearing only his boots and ten galleon hat. The sheriff comes up and asks him just what the hell he is doing. The young cowboy says, "Well I was with my friends and I told them that I had never been with a woman before. They told me that they'd take care of that. They took me to the local "parlor" and told me to just do whatever the gal said to do. Well I went into her room and she looked at me and told me to take off all my clothes except for my hat and my boots. She said that it would be 'kinky' that way. I didn't really understand what she meant but that's what I did. Then she took off all of her clothes and laid down on the bed, spread her legs, and said 'OK Cowboy, go to town' and well, here I am."