An Italian, Frenchman and redneck are discussing sex with their women.

The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da love withah my girlfriend, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats ah 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says, "That ain't nothin'. When I've finished doin' it to the ole lady, I git out of bed, walks over to the winder and wipe my dick on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling!"