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jgoodman222 14 Reviews 1041 reads
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My friend said that none of the ladies in question were particularly attractive.

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would you hold it against me?

(apologies to Monty Python)

A question for the ladies:

What is the worst pick up line you have ever experienced?

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QueenBia1156 reads

Posted By: Uptonogood11
would you hold it against me?  
   
 (apologies to Monty Python)  
   
 A question for the ladies:  
   
 What is the worst pick up line you have ever experienced?

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jgoodman2221141 reads

well...

You have to admit, it's unforgettable (no matter how hard you try).

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JOHN_UK1009 reads

If that one fails I quickly follow up with...

There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?  

Surprisingly neither have ever worked.

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jgoodman2221043 reads

One of my friends lived with a room mate in California for a summer.  His "introductory" line was "Would you like to go back to my place, snort some coke and fuck?"  The line worked with a certain population of ladies.

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jgoodman2221042 reads

My friend said that none of the ladies in question were particularly attractive.

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bluesoniablue1297 reads

When you feel from heaven....  

Have to say this was the worst but I did get a good laugh!!

Related Link: http://bluesoniablue.wix.com/bluesoniablue

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jaydalee1112 reads

a tall drink of water and I am dying of thirst.lol

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JOHN_UK1078 reads

Hello, I am a billionaire.

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Todd Kavonic1142 reads

..."I have a thousand dollars, what's that good for?"

Sadly, I venture little into the civvie world. So I don't need "lines". Not that I ever used them anyway.

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