Erotic Humor
Why did the woman smile when she walked down the marriage aisle?
She realized she gave her last blowjob
And on a related note, a while back a men's health magazine noted the results of a survey whereby when women aged 18-25 were given the choice of no cell phone or no sex for a year, 85% opted to keep their cell phones.
That's cute. Take the cell phone in my opinion. How can one not love doing that? Some people are strange.
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