A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and fuck all 150 of the farmers hens and still looking for more. The farmer is impressed! At lunchtime, the young rooster again fuck all 150 hens. The farmer is not just impressed anymore, he is worried now. Next morning, not only is the rooster fucking the hens, but he is fucking the turkeys, ducks, even the pig and the cow! Later that afternoon the farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, dead and vultures circling overhead. The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: "That's what happens for fucking everything you see" "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the "vultures" with his wing, and says to the farmer, "Shhhh!, get the fuck out of here, because they are about land