Erotic Humor
Those are cute. Here's another in the same vein....
What part of the body is pink, covered with hair, and sticks out so far from the body that you can hang a hat on it?
1.You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?
A tent.
2.All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator.
3.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A seatbelt
What part of the body is pink, covered with hair, and sticks out so far from the body that you can hang a hat on it?
your head
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