From San Diego with love!...Here comes the judge!
We could certainly use some of her gorgeous, California warmth on this board and...Sedona, honey...Can I see you privately in chambers...Boiiinnnnggggg!
Cheers!
Just a quick announcement that as Moderator of the NY Discussion Board it would be inappropriate for me to be the judge in this contest.
In an effort to be fair and impartial, I have decided that the judge should be someone who has no possible chance of any interaction with *NYConfi, and who knows little about most of the guys that post here (except for me, and for 1way who already won and is therefore inelligible).
So, the person I have appointed to be the judge for this contest, you guessed it, is a provider from another city. Actually she's a provider from another coast! Her name is Sedona. She has promised me that she would not consult with ANYONE prior to making her choice. And since I have known her for over a year and speak with her at least 3 times a week, I believe that by now she has a good grip on my sense of humor (and sometimes other stuff as well!)
The link below, for those curious, is to her web site.
From San Diego with love!...Here comes the judge!
We could certainly use some of her gorgeous, California warmth on this board and...Sedona, honey...Can I see you privately in chambers...Boiiinnnnggggg!
Cheers!
Here's my best effort:
A guy and lady were sitting next to each other in a bar and somehow the conversation got around to kinky sex. Each one professed to love it. "I'm the kinkiest stud in town," boasted the guy. "Well then I'm the girl for for you," she replied."
When the bar closed the two of them decided to go to the woman's place and see who was the kinkiest. When they got there the woman said "make yourself at home while I go upstairs change into something more comfortable." When she came back down she was wearing a leather thong and bustier and carrying a riding crop. "Are you ready for some hot action, big boy?"
"I'm afraid I'm finished," replied the guy.
"Finished? I thought you wanted kinky sex?"
"Yes and while you were upstairs I screwed your dog and shit in your pocketbook. I'm finished!"
-- Modified on 2/17/2004 3:48:11 AM
already. This substitution will serve the interest of both NY Confidential and members of NY board best in the long run.