Husband comes home and finds wife & best friend romping in bed.
He yells something about putting an end to this, rushes to the dresser, pulls a gun out and points it to his temple. The wife cannot stifle a chuckle. The cuckold husband (still yelling): 'shut up, the second bullet is for you'Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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