A man suddenly feels faint and lightheaded at home so his wife rushes him to the ER. The doctor on duty gives him a thorough examination and seems quite concerned the entire time. He looks the man up and down curiously
DOCTOR: Have a seat in the waiting room and and have your wife come in.
the husband, clearly shaken, leaves and a moment later his wife apprehensively comes into the examining room and the doctor offers her a seat.
DOCTOR: Your husband has a very rare disease. The only known cure is for you to have sex with him every night for the rest of his life. If you do this he’ll live a long and happy life. Do you know what I'm saying?
WIFE: Yes. Sure I do. Thank you so much doctor. I understand.
DOCTOR: Good. Now go take him home.
She stops and turns to the doctor.
WIFE: Can I ask you one question?
DOCTOR: Of course
WIFE: Just out of curiosity, what if I don’t – have sex every night, I mean.
DOCTOR: He’ll be dead within a month
The wife nods her head solemnly and goes out to the empty waiting room. She gives her husband a small hug without looking at him and without a word. They just sit there in silence for what seems like forever until the husband can't stand it anymore.
HUSBAND: Did you talk to the doctor?
WIFE: Yes, I did.
HUSBAND: Well… what did he say?
His wife takes his hand, then gently strokes his hair, looks him in the eye
WIFE: You’re going to die