Erotic Humor
*Women's response to a survey on size .......*
2 inches - I can't even hold it.
3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied
4 inches - I've had bigger than that
5 inches - Good, but I wish a bit bigger!
6 inches - Perfect.
7 inches - Love it.
8 inches - Wow!, but can't have it all.
9 inches - Painful but manageable.
10 inches - Too much pressure on stomach.*
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