An elderly couple was sitting at the dinning room table when the wife looked at her husband and asked, "will you remarry should I pass away?"
The husband replied, "what kind of foolish question is that? I don't want to even think about an answer."
"No, no," she insisted, "I really would like to know."
"Well, if you really must know, I probably would get married if the right person came along."
"Would you sell the house or keep it," the wife inquired.
"Oh! I would keep the house for sure."
"Would you sleep in our bed, or get a new bedroom set?" she asked.
"No, I would probably keep the bedroom set and sleep in the same bed," he answered.
"What about my golf clubs? Would you give her my golf clubs?"
"Why, of course I wouldn't give her your golf clubs," he replied. "She's left handed."
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