This guy goes to hell and on his first day goes for a walk in his neighborhood. He comes across a group of people sitting in the front porch, talking and laughing and looking real merry. They guy does not understand how someone can be so happy in hell. He befriends them they ask him if he is new. When he says yes, they give him a picture of what life is like in hell:
Mondays: We sit and smoke all day and don't care about it as we are already dead.Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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