A tourist was driving through the Outback when he noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a kangaroo.
A few kilometers further on, he came upon a small town, parked his car and went into the pub for a drink.
Sitting at the bar, he looked around and noticed a one legged guy in the corner masturbating without a care in the world.
The tourist turned to the barman and said: "What sort of country is this?! A few kilometers down the road there was a guy having sex with a kangaroo, and that guy in the corner is masturbating in full view of everyone!"
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