One fine day, a guy was out golfing and got up to the 16th hole. He teed up and cranked one. Unfortunately, it went into the woods on the side of the fairway. He went looking for his ball and came across a little guy with a huge knot on his head and the golf ball lying right beside him.

"Bless Me!" said the golfer, then proceeded to revive the poor little guy.

Upon awakening, the little guy said, "Well, you caught me fair and square. I am a leprechaun. I will grant you three wishes."

"I can't take anything from you," The man said "I'm just glad I didn't hurt you too badly" and walked away.

Watching the golfer depart, the leprechaun thought "Well, he was a nice enough guy, and he did catch me, so I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things that any man would want; I'll give him unlimited money, a great golf game, and a great sex life."

A year passed quickly (as they often do in jokes like this) and the same golfer was out golfing on the same course at the 16th hole. He hit one into the same woods and went off looking for his ball. Just as he found it, he saw the same little guy and asked how he was doing.

"I'm fine," The leprechaun said, "and might I ask how your golf game is?"

"It's great!" The golfer said, "I hit under par every time."

"I did that for you," responded the leprechaun, "And might I ask how your money is holding out?"

"Well, now that you mention it, every time I put my hand in my pocket, I pull out a hundred dollar bill" he replied.

The leprechaun smiled: "I did that for you. And might I ask how your sex life is?"

Now the golfer looked at him a little shyly and said, "Well, maybe once or twice a month."

Floored, the leprechaun stammered, "Once or twice a month?"

The golfer looks at him sheepishly and says, "Well, that's not too bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish."