A man walks into his home, holding a sheep. He goes up to his wife who is doing dishes.
"Sweetie, this is the cow I've been fucking," he exclaimed. His wife, puzzled, looked at him and said, "That's not a cow, that's a sheep..." He gripped the animal closer while turning back to the door and yelled, "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!"Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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