3 nuns die and get to the pearly gates. Saint Pete is waiting for them, and tells them that because heaven's getting a bit full, the Boss has made the standards a bit tighter. Because they dedicated their lives to the church, they would be permitted to enter, but they must first cleanse themselves. He turns to the first nun and says "Sister Mary, you once touched a penis. Before we allow you entrance into paradise, you must wash your hands in this basin of holy water." While she's washing her hands, Pete sees the other two nuns pushing each other. He ask what's going on and one of them says "if I have to gargle that water I'm doing it before she sticks her ass in it"

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