Heard this one the other day... Hey, it's something to read on the board and who knows.. You might even laugh...
At breakfast, the husband says to the his wife "What would you do if I won the Lotto?" "I'd take half and leave you" she says. "Great" he say... "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch"Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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