Nobody eats parsley.
(Sorry that's the only one I've got, but it's a great dinner date ice breaker when the food arrives with the said condiment;-
What do fish and pussy have in common?
If you find they have ANYTHING even remotely in common, don't eat them!
lol
You can't beat your fish or it will die. lol
You can't be arrested for having pictures of young parsley in your house.
You never heard of a man being "parsley whipped"
You cannot grow pussy in your garden (except pussy willow)
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