Brother Jones comes home from church choir practice with a black guy and asks his wife for a bag of frozen peas to ease the pain and swelling. His wife asks, Henry, you idiot, what did you do to deserve a black eye?  

Brother Jones replies, honey, you know Sister Smith who sits in front of me in the choir right?

Yes?

Well, Sister Smith stood up to sing her solo and I noticed her dress was wedged up between her butt cheeks. Trying to save her some embarrassment I reached up and tugged on the bottom of her dress until it came unwedged from her butt cheeks. And she turns around and punches me right in the eye! Can you believe it?  

Henry, you are the dumbest man I know! No woman wants her dress yanked from her butt cheeks by any man! Promise meyou won't ever do that again!  

The following week, Brother Jones comes home from church choir practice with another black eye.  

His wife shrieks, asking, Henry, please tell me you didn't do it again? You promised!  

No ma'am he says, you set me straight. But you know Brother Wilson who sits next to me in choir right?

I do,  she replies,  fearing the worst.  

Well, that man is clueless. When Sister Smith stood up to practice her solo, her dress was wedged up between your butt cheeks again. And that fool Brother Wilson, reaches forward and tugs on her dress until it comes unwedged from her butt cheeks.  

No Henry, no!  

Well, I knew Sister Smith wouldn't appreciate that so I quickly reached up and wedged that dress right back where it had  been!