2 young guys straight out of high school are working together, when one of them gets a phone call.  It's bad news. His grand father had just passed away.  He runs out the door and never returns.

5 years goes by and the 2 bump into each other on the street.

One says to the other "It was so sad to hear about your grand father"

the other replies "It was sad but he left me $50 million"

"$50 million!!!!! What did you do with all that money?"

"Well, you know I love the water.  So, I went out and bought a yacht.  Then, I always wanted to fly, so I bought a plane.  Then wouldn't you know it, I met the girl of my dreams and we got married."

"Wow, your life was set."

"Well, not quite.  The boat ran aground and sank.  Then the plane was destroyed in a hangar fire.  Finally, the girl of my dreams divorced me and took just about everything I had left."

That's terrible."

"Yes, but I did learn a valuable lesson."

"What kind of lesson can you learn from all of that?"

"Well, I learned that if it floats, flys, or fucks.......its better to lease"