Johnny’s girlfriend was in labor with they first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.”
She looked at him and said, “You did this to me you bastard!”
He casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass, but you said, ‘it’ll be too painful!’.
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