The Princess is in another castle, but she makes outcalls!
In a rut? Then get outta there, Slippy, and do a barrel roll with the l33t Geisha of Geeks! Do you have what it takes to FINISH HER?! "Headshot!" takes on a whole new meaning. *Rated M for Mature*Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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