Banta sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands.

When the bartender comes back, Banta is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head.

“Hey Banta, what’s happening?” asks the bartender.

“I’m in DEEP SHIT,” Banta replies. “I just got caught screwing my neighbour.”

“Oh wow!” says the barman, “Who caught you? Your wife or her husband?”

“No,” said Banta, “HIS wife!