A FAIRYTALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No" The Prince dated skinny, long-legged, full-breasted women. He rode motorcycles and hunted and fished and raced cars. He went to stripper bars and dated sluts half his age. He drank whiskey, beer, Captain Morgan and smoked maryjane. He never heard bitching and did not learn new rules every day. He never lost half his stuff, nor paid child support or alimony. He kept his house, his boat and guns. He ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and burps. He got to hang out with his friends. All his friends and family thought he was ‘friggin cool as hell.’Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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