...Spantaneeus?
I got one of those too-short (8-word) e-mail responses that I hate, so I was about to move it to the Trash Can, but I thought I'd ask here first if anybody has seen her...to see if I was being to hasty...after all, she's kinda hot. Not that many reviews for her though.
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