I was in Starbuck`s recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.  The music was really loud, so I timed my fart with the beat of the music.  After a couple of songs I started to feel better.

I finished my coffee and noticed, that everyone was staring at me.  And then suddenly, I remembered I was listening to my iPod..!!

And......how was your day..??

That's what happens when older people start using modern technology..!!