A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?" "I'm a prostitute," she says. The accountant is somewhat shocked and says, " Let's try to rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". The accountant replies, "That still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken farmer it is..!"
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