Hey girls I'm probably getting called to Iraq next week, (involuntarily), to serve up to and over a year.  I'm a cash-strapped military man, who hasn't had any action for some months; any patriotic girls out there that want to give this guy possibly a free-be or something?  You don't have to be pro-war person, I'm not, to want to do a good deed to those who serve ladies.  So any gracious girls tou there, you might be the last person this cute young guy gets to sleep with.  And remember:  

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country"  JFK