To one of the best storytellers on the Ohio boards!
I probably wouldn't have driven off right then (I'm way too easy). I probably would have gotten robbed. But more importantly - where the hell is that chat line?]Long post here but its an account of an interesting time I had a couple nights ago.
So I have been looking at other avenues to find action since the local scene here is just not my cup of tea. Wasn't really expecting much to come of it but I decided to give the chat lines a role of the dice. There are a number of them, they usually advertise in the evening hours with some ridiculously hot woman appearing on the ads. Years ago, like 10 years ago, I used to get on there quite a bit and actually met a few attractive women, this was not a hobby thing either, actually dated a few. Overall it was a crapshoot but it was interesting at times. Had not gotten on the things for probably 5 years due to participating in this hobby as well as a couple non-hobby realtionships before a month or so ago and things have changed on the lines it seems - not many girls looking to meet, and the ones who are are looking for a "generous male"...lol.
Of course I would have no problem with that if it were not for the fact that the rates are so ridiculously low that I can't imagine it would be anything I would want to be involved with. Typical price they float is in between $50 and $100, some even lower, I thought backpage was bargain basement, well its got nothing on the chatlines.
However a couple nights ago for the first time I took a shot on meeting someone, first time I had met someone off there since jumping back on again. Actually it was this girl and her friend. They claimed to be a couple, but that both were bi-sexual. So I had brought up the donation before her and said I would be wiling to go $450 or $500 IF they were as they described on the line. The girl I was talking to claimed she was 5-6 120 and that she had a lot of tats. Her friend was even more my type, blond, 5-7 105pds. They said they were 22 and 24 respectively So she calls me up off the chatline and we talk for like 20 minutes. After this conversation, where we agreed to meet for drinks at the casino, I was a bit perplexed at whether or not she was wanting or expecting a donation, the whole vibe was almost that she and her friend was just wanting to meet a guy for some fun, even though I brought up a money number on the line, she made no mention of it during our call off line. I decided to go prepared with $$ but I did not want to bring it up as I didn't want to turn them off with that if they indeed were just looking for a guy for a threesome.
I actually was thinking that this would probably just be a meet and greet and that we may get together at a later date, depending on how we clicked, I was not even expecting anything to happen.
So I get to the casino and after a little confusion on the meeting place she calls to tell me she could not get in because her ID had expired. This was red flag number one as prior conversation led me to believe they had entered and left to smoke, obviously they had not been able to enter at all. Well I finally met them and catch sight of them and it was not what I expected, yeah I know big surprise, lol. The girl I had talked to on the phone was at least 60 pounds heavier than she claimed, was at least 180. I mean for guys who go for that frame she might have been attractive, her face was not especially hot, not horrible but not special either, and a bunch of tats. She like her girlfriend was wearing a really short dress, very revealing, I mean hey dressed like hookers..lol
The girlfriend on the other hand was better looking. She was not as thin as advertised, she actually resembled the description that the other girl gave for herself, probably 5-6, maybe 5-7 and about 125, maybe 130, 135 at the most. Really nice legs, did I mention this dress was short, nice figure, nice hair, but an absolutely angelic face, I mean this girl was just beautiful in the face.
So we leave and head to the levy for some drinks. As I was headed over I was thinking whether or not I could stomach the sight of the larger girl naked just to get a shot at the cute one. Keep in mind my ass has never even been in a threeway. I bought them a couple rounds of drinks and the conversation was very free flowing, they seemed into me, I was into, well one of them, so it went well. They discussed their relationship more than anything, how much blowback they get for it, the fat one seemed to have more of an attitude in that regard, the other girl had attitude you could tell but had more class, the other girl was kind of a loudmouth
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Anyway we leave there and we make the decision to get a hotel room, mind you neither has brought up any donation and since this much time has passed I almost forgot that was ever discussed. It was discussed with me making the suggestion on the line, not discussed on the phone after or anytime at the bar. It really felt like a girl I met before on the line for a date, except there were two of them. So we go and head for a gas station, they needed to fill up, I foot the bill for that at my suggestion.
So it is here where the fat one gets out before going into pay and comes up to my car door and brings up the "450 to 500 I said earlier". She was trying some Jedi mind trick with me I think as she was trying to ask me whether or not I wanted to count the gas money and money for drinks onto the agreed amount, just talking really fast. I was thinking, yeah that amount would be fine, the drinks and gas my compliments, but you are not what I bargained for (she lied about her appearance) and sure as hell not what I would be interested paying to bang her, she couldn't pay me to bang her, now her friend, that is another story.
So she goes into pay for the gas and I am literally seconds away from blowing this popsickle stand, driving off.
So this is when something just unbelievably hot happens, and this is where I know that I am probably 1 or 2 of 100 guys who would not have travelled the entire length of where this was headed in the end, whereever that was. This is no joke and probably one of the hottest most spontaneous things that has ever happened to my ass. The hot one in the couple gets out of her car (which is on the other side of the gas pump I was parked at, walks in front of my car, comes to my door and asks me for some gum, I was chewing some but had no more. I tell her so and she asks if she can have it. Holy shit, this girl had some flare, we engage in this dynamite kiss and she got her chewing gum. I mean she picked the ideal time to pull this off or something, I was literally about to drive off, within like 30 seconds.
So then we go to a liquor store in Newport, they wanted to take some back to the hotel. Well it was past closing, it is like 2:30am in the morning so then they want to drive back to Cincy to get some, the one girl claimed to have a relative who owned a store and they could get it there. At this point I was thinking I would just cut it, I honestly did not feel like driving around, especially when I figured I was just a john at his point, again it went from not having that vibe to having one and I just didn't want to engage in anything with the fat girl.
As we were driving, still not in Cincy, I called the fat girl and asked her if she just wanted to cut it here for the night, I would give them a couple hundred dollars and just call it at that. She claimed that they were wanting to have fun and just wanted to get some liquor to go back to the room with, she pretty much turned down the $200 for nothing, I am not sure what to think at this point.
So we drive into Cincy, farther into Cincy, and I soon find that I am driving into the line of demarcation, I am entering the ghetto now. The whole time I was wondering about a robbery being the name of the game here and that had went away until now, I was on top of that just getting weary of driving around, so I make the decision to turn off and bail, it just was the sensical thing to do in my opinion at that time, I was determined to think with the big head here.
I turned my phone off and turned my direction toward home. Interesting night.
The biggest thing that played in my decision making process was not really the lame driving around, it was my sincere suspicion that the hot one was more lesbian than bi, I may be wrong but I just had this bad feeling I was going to get back to the room with them and that the decision would be made by them that I can only actually bang the fat one, and that the other would just play around with her, and I assume me to (that kiss was real nice earlier on, holy shit) but that banging her may not be assured. Even if I did get to I just also had a hard time thinking I could stay interested with the fat one engaged, even if I somehow was able to avoid her wanting me to bang her as part of this.
I have read hobbyists reports of hobby dates with 2 girls being ones where only one girl engages with the gent, the thing is usually graded as a scam or ripoff all together. I really had a suspicion of that here and glad I had the experience of reading reviews to have that in mind, thanks TER for that.
My only regret, and I did think about asking this in the midst of the driving, was that I did not ask whether or not it would be possible to just pair off with the attractive one while the fat one sat in the car. I would have jumped at that, at the agreed rate even, but the vibe I got from the fat one was that she was easily offended and I didn't think it would be taken well by her. Just didn't think that was a possibility. Quite honestly I am not sure I would have had my working parts in order after she got naked, I am a picky m'fer I will admit. But man it was tempting obviously because the cute one was one I wanted, especially after that kiss at the gas station.
So finally the question, would you have done the same gents? Would you have bailed earlier even? I am almost certain most gents would have went through with it and experienced whatever was in store, and I would not have blamed them, maybe I am not daring enough
To one of the best storytellers on the Ohio boards!
I probably wouldn't have driven off right then (I'm way too easy). I probably would have gotten robbed.
But more importantly - where the hell is that chat line?]
I think I am doing my best Batista (WWE) schtick, kinda coming back for a small spell then getting lost again. Can't say for certain who has the worst reason for leaving, his trying to be an MMA fighter or my trying to engage in a non-hobby relationship. I think I am back for real now though...lol
There are a number of different numbers but don't be fooled, almost all of them go into two separate lines. One might be fooled into thinking there are a bunch of lines, but most of them go into the same line.
Nightline (513-421-3200) is one, probably the one with the most women. There is also another one, (513-766-2200) but that line has fewer women on it, especially local ones. Now you can call a number of other lines as well and even though it is the same people on there you can take advantage of the free trial, some are 60 minutes, some are 30 minutes. Some of those numbers are 513-444-1100, 513-766-6000, and there are a few others as well that escape me right now. The free trials do renew, you will have to decide whether it is worth paying for.
I have to say the thing these days is a frustrating clusterfuck many times. You will have one or two hot women on there among the 150 on the line and all the male callers are messaging those two women, it is just chance that you get through to them. My advice is to just skip sending a message and go for a connection, it at least gets the message to them ahead of the others and you can talk that way back and forth much quicker. If you send a message and not try to connect often you can wait for 10 to 15 minutes as the few hot girls on there get all the messages it seems.
For those who favor BBW's it is a virtual smorgasboard, and you may not even have to pay for it. Many older women on there. Some sound just altogether awful. You also have gay men on there trying, usually very badly and poorly, to talk like women. You have some women on there making mating calls, that is what I call it, looking for phone sex, some sound better than others, again it is very difficult to get through at times, you have to go for the straight for the connection, its like a feeding frenzy...lol
But the thing is chalk full of girls looking for generous males. I know a lot of guys out there are always looking for a bargain, if that is your cup of tea you may well make that your main source for fun, just be careful to be aware of sketchy situations and I would assume even if it is as advertised that you would have to not expect too much as far as looks, performance, etc..
It is a far cry from what it used to be, again like 10 years ago. I mean you could meet someone almost every night, there were a couple times I met one girl, she wasn't really my type, and I would go back and get on it again and meet another girl. Met a number of 8 to 10's and fucked a number of them and like I said even dated a few - and this was before I even knew of the hobby. I mean the thing was like a hook line years ago, that was when they actually gave you a code for your free trial. Back then you could actually go to payphones and get the code off there and go home and use it. This motherfucker would go out and "harvest" about a half dozen at a time and then that would be what I would use for the week, then repeat. They would renue every six months. Now you would have to stay on the phone as there are not codes, with the line not being as lively as it once was it is just not something I see as worth it, plus payphones are increasingly rare to find.
I think the internet dating stuff killed the chatlines, as far as being able to find hot women on them that is. But like I said earlier for some hobbyists it might be a hell of an option, depending on what their tastes are.