I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me.

And my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be.

She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel quite uncomfortable.

One day mother-in-law called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went.

She was alone when I arrived. As we looked at the invitations, she rubbed her breasts into me so enticingly. I could not help but notice through her sheer blouse that she was wearing no bra.
Her breasts were magnificent, to say the least.

She whispered to me, that soon I was going to be married, and that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She went on to indicate that before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once. She pointed out that no one would be home for at least three hours.

What could I say?
I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

So, she said, I'll go upstairs to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I stood there for a moment, watching her go up the stairs in her formfitting miniskirt.

I then turned around and went To the front door...
I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes. He hugged me and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the Moral of the story is ........................







Always keep your condoms in your car.