Have You Ever Noticed That Most Of The Guys Who Write These Articles Are Probably Gay?

I mean, even they of all people should know that "blowjob" is one word, not two.

I mean, who else would think that average escort prices in LA are $1k/hr?

Times have certainly changed. In the '80s, you'd be snorting from the silver bowl. Now, you're getting blown. At least you don't have to go into rehab with the latter habit.