A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you
doing? " She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

"Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.

XXXOOO Ashley