There are so many terrific local providers who would rock your world, I second Swim. I'd move on. I'd respectfully recommend you focus on non porn star providers. It's so tempting to satirize that list, and it's impossible to look at it with a straight face. If you quickly go down the list of people reviewed in your locale or what is conveniently close to you, you will come up with a number of great providers who will give you everything in a date you could possibly want at a fraction of the cost, and you can see a variety of providers for those laughable prices. It sounds like that provider is putting on such ridiculously commercialized events and categories it doesn't even come across as erotic or sexy to me. Did I say how strongly I second swimtrekr's suggestion?