but you'd think that before going out and hiring a divorce lawyer, she might have suggested that he do some manscapping to save their marriage.
In any case, if only I had suspected, I would have taken a razor to my crotch back when I was married.
As it was, it wasn't until after I got divorced that some gals began to gently hint that if only I would clear out some of the brush below, they would be much obliged. I did, and then I got much obliged.
Now I'm into the whole waxing thing.
Odd how I have gone from one extreme to the other.