Definitions, Acronyms, Abbreviations, and Terms (A-M)
Agency -- An organization or individual that manages many providers.
Amazon -- A large woman.
AMP -- Asian Massage Parlor.
Around the world -- Anilingus and Fellatio.
Asian -- Anilingus.
Asian Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.
ASP -- Adult Service Provider.
ATF -- All Time Favorite.
ATM -- Ass to Mouth.
Aunt Flo -- Menstruation, period, red tide.
B&D -- Bondage and Discipline.
B&S -- Bait & switch.
Bait & switch -- 1) Ads, pictures that describe someone else, 2) Promised one thing or person, given another.
Bareback -- Without a condom.
BBBJ -- Bareback Blow Job.
BBBJTC -- Bareback Blow Job To Completion.
BBW -- Big Beautiful Woman.
BCD -- Behind Closed Doors.
BDSM -- Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
BFE -- Boyfriend Experience.
BJ -- Blowjob; fellatio; oral sex.
Blackhole -- Anus.
BLS -- Ball licking and sucking.
Blue Pill -- Viagra.
Blue Steel -- Viagra.
Brown Eye -- Anus.
Brown Shower -- Defecation on your partner.
BS -- 1) Body slide, 2) Bullshit.
Canine -- Doggy style.
Cash and Dash -- A rip-off where they take the money and run.
CBJ -- Covered Blow Job.
CD -- Cross-dresser.
CFS -- Covered Full Service.
CG -- Cowgirl.
CIM -- Cum in mouth.
Clockwatcher -- A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over. Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.
CMT -- Certified Massage Therapist.
Commercial Company -- Prostitution, normally a trucker’s term.
Completion -- Orgasm.
Cover -- A condom.
Covered -- Use of condoms or dental dams.
Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top.
Crushing -- fetish relating to dominance and control; a desire to see small, defenseless animals crushed under women's high heels.
Cups (cups of coffee) -- Orgasms.
DATO -- Dining At The O, rim job.
DATY -- Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus.
DDE -- Doesn't do extras.
DDG -- Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Deep throat -- BJ where the penis is "swallowed".
DFK -- Deep French Kissing.
Doggy -- Woman on hands and knees with man entering her from behind.
Doubles -- threesome with two providers.
DP -- Double Penetration.
DT -- Deep throat.
ED -- Erectile Disfunction.
Ellie -- LE.
English -- Segment of bondage and discipline; including spankings/whippings.
EOM -- End of Message.
Facial -- Man ejaculates on woman's face.
FBSM -- Full Body Sensual Massage.
Felching -- 1) Sucking semen out of vagina or anus; 2) Inserting animals into anus or vagina.
FJ -- Foot Job.
Flake, Flaky -- Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show.
FOTC -- Fuck Of The Century.
French -- Oral sex.
FS -- Full Service; intercourse.
GFE -- Girl Friend Experience.
Golden Shower -- Urinating on your partner.
Greek -- Anal sex.
GS -- Golden Shower.
Half and half -- BJ followed by FS.
HJ -- Hand Job.
HM -- High mileage.
HME -- Honeymoon Experience (sex like you'll never have again).
Hostess Club -- A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HR -- Hand Release.
Incall -- You go to her place.
Interpreter -- Condom.
ISO -- In Search Of.
Italian -- Penis between butt cheeks.
Jack Shack -- Establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not FS
John -- A man who patronizes prostitutes.
K9 -- Canine, or doggy style.
Kama Sutra -- Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.
Lazy Dog -- Doggie style with woman flat on stomach.
LE -- Law Enforcement.
LFK -- Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue).
Little blue pill -- Viagra
LMP -- Licensed Massage Practitioner.
LMT -- Licensed Massage Therapist.
LOL -- Laughing Out Loud.
Lot Lizard -- A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).
Madame -- Proprietress of an agency or bordello.
Mediterranean -- Anal sex.
Merkin -- Pubic hair wig.
MG -- Massage Girl.
MILF -- Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Mish -- Missionary position.
Missionary -- Man on top during intercourse.
MMF, MFM, MFF -- Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female, MFF = Male, female, female.
MP -- 1) Massage Parlor, 2) Multiple Positions.
MPA -- Massage Parlor Attendant.
MPCFS -- Multiple Positions Covered Full Service.
MPOS -- Multiple Positions Oral Sex.
MSOG -- Multiple Shots On Goal: she allows you to have more than one orgasm during the session
Multiple Pops -- More than one orgasm during the session.
Definitions, Acronyms, Abbreviations, and Terms (N-Z)
Newbie -- A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
No-Show -- Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment.
NQBC -- No Quitter But Covered, a CBJ to completion.
NQBS -- No Quitter But Spitter, a BBBJTC followed by spitting out your ejaculate.
NQNS -- No Quitter No Spitter, a BBBJTC followed by swallowing your ejaculate.
NSA -- No Strings Attached.
Out, Outed -- Private, personal info is made public.
Outcall -- She comes to your place.
Pearl Necklace -- Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest.
Pimp -- A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
PSE -- Porn Star Experience.
Puffies -- Breasts where the entire areola appears 'puffy', enlarged, or swollen.
PV -- Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS.
Raincoat -- A condom.
Reverse Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top, facing away.
Rimming, Rimjob -- Anilingus
ROFLMAO -- Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
RTFF -- Read The Fucking Forum.
Russian -- Penis between her breasts.
San Juan Capistrano -- BBBJTC and she swallows.
Salad Tossing -- Anilingus, tongue in the anus.
Scat -- Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening -- A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Shemale – A transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. The penis may or may not get erect or be able to ejactulate.
Shill -- A hobbyist who writes or posts positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.
Shots on goal -- Allows more than one orgasm per session.
Sixty-nine or 69 -- Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.
Snowball -- Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it via kissing to the ejaculator.
SO -- Significant Other.
SOG -- Shots On Goal, attempts at orgasm.
SOMF -- Sat On My Face.
SP -- Service Provider, prostitute.
Spanish (Australian) -- Penis between her breasts (also known as Russian).
Spanish (USA) -- Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth.
Spinner -- A very thin and/or petite provider (from the 1970's toy, "Sit 'n' Spin")
Squirting, Squirter -- Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
SRS -- Sexual Reassignment Surgery.
STD -- Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Sting -- A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
Street action -- Prostitution that is solicited on public streets.
Stroll -- A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action.
Summer teeth -- Her teeth, some are there, some are not.
Sunshine, sunny -- Without a condom (i.e. no raincoat)
SW -- 1) Street walker, 2) Sex Worker
Sybian -- A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.
Teabag, Teabagging -- Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.
TER -- The Erotic Review, the best escort review board in the USA.
TG -- Transgender, a catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.
Tipping required -- Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TOFTT -- Take One For The Team. A hobbyist sees a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.
Toss the salad -- Anilingus, tongue in the anus.
Translation, translator, translated -- Using a condom.
Trolling -– 1) The act of driving around looking for a prostitute, 2) Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others
TS -- Transsexual.
TUMA -- Tongue Up My Ass.
TV -- Transvestite.
Two Call System -- The general location is revealed during the first call; location specifics are revealed on the second call.
Uncovered -- Without a condom.
Untranslated (ie, untranslated French) -- Without a condom.
Upselling -- Payment of additional charges are required for some services.
UTFMBDA -- Use The Find Message Button DumbAss.
UTR -- Under The Radar; a provider who maintains a very low profile.
VD -- Venereal Disease.
WAH -- Wild Ass Humping.
Water Sports -- Urination play.
XOXOXO -- Hugs and kisses; x = kiss, o = hug, xoxoxo = hugs and kisses
YMMV -- Your Mileage May Vary, a catch-all phrase to remind that tastes differ, and experiences may vary from person to person.
Additional terms may be found here:
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