but I can't think of anything strange that I used to get me off. My sex life has been pretty vanilla, I guess. Just women, and my right hand, but I do know, I prefer women to my hand....who wouldn't???? But next time we meet, I would be open to suggestions from you.....LOL
Swim-- Modified on 2/4/2014 7:07:24 PM
Could Be An Object, Verbal, Or Mental.
My Answer Would Be Using A Hot Dog, Lol.
Lick Lick,
Ashle
A lady who did private shows but who wouldn't do FS let me put on a strap on over my undies and F@ck her that way. She seemed to really enjoy it. I'm still seeing a shrink to deal with the after effects.
I felt like I was cheating on the other hand. I poured vodka on my left hand to get my date drunk that evening.
but I can't think of anything strange that I used to get me off. My sex life has been pretty vanilla, I guess. Just women, and my right hand, but I do know, I prefer women to my hand....who wouldn't???? But next time we meet, I would be open to suggestions from you.....LOL
Swim
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There are a whole host of toys and vibrators. Masturbation sleeves (bought and home made) etc etc
Others in include fantasies about ladies... not so strange
Then there have been various water jets, in the pool, hot tub, and the shower.
But perhaps the strangest was my left hand.. I do not know him so wel
Was probably 13-14 years old, raging hormones, no members of opposite sex interested in me, curious as hell. Held my pecker down on the metal field, cranked the vibration up and soon enough made a mess.
my friends and I rented a house that had this new-fangled exercise machine with a flat vibrating platform... I tried to sit on it so I could get off, but it didn't vibrate hard enough or fast enough. My friends walked in on me in the midst of this and had a hay day laughing at me!
In my much younger days; humping a feather bed with satin sheets? 
for awhile so used to having sex i couldn't cum even after BBBJ or sex during the 1 hour session. i guess my dick got desensitized.
then started avoiding sex and mastrubating week at a time. then when i did see a girl i came more easily. had great orgasms! although felt sorry for the girl since i erupted a weeks reserve of cum.
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I probably should be embarrassed about this but i'm going to stand proud.
I have a thing for sinks with a nice rounded rim to it.
Perfect height for my pussy :-P
Flew to the States to see my now ex, he picked me up at the airport and we went to a Mall to buy some things. I hadn't seen him for two weeks and was so god damn horny.
I went to the toilets and noticed that there was quite a large single cubicle with a sink and big mirror over it.
I pulled my jeans down a little and pulled my top up and oh boy, what a release that was.
As soon as i came out he knew straight away what i had done as i had that come rash on my chest lol.
Ok, i'm expecting cancellations to come flooding in when i'm in LA haha.
who in there right mind would cancel! that is something i would want to see in person!
the most effective: the magic wand!
Sx
I used to use the jets in the spa to get off. Also used a flesh-light once it felt great.
When i was a teenager I once used a frozen banana. What can I say? I had a sweet tooth. Lol
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Reminds me of the song, "My Wife Left Town with a Banana."
Too embarrassing. I have such a dirty mind with the types of porn I watch every day and some of the things I've done and objects I've used that have Gotten me off! All these posts sound so tame in comparison.
When i was running an agency a few years back we had a request from a client that he wanted a girl that would be happy getting him off with a cheese grater and if she had a dog fantastic, he enjoyed eating dog poo lol, coughs, sputters, looool.
Funny enough, no one wanted to see him :-P
So nothing surprises me, so spill the beans mister 
None of which get me off; but they are common on police blotters everywhere, and throughout history.
I'm not sure many here would admit to any of that, publicly. BTW, wasn't there a movie called "Crash" that was about people getting sexually aroused in car accidents?
when they meet an unattached multi-millionaire?
