"6.  Look out for pickpockets.  Especially when you're in a bar and a girl/tranny is sitting on your lap."

Many, many years ago, I was at the Unicorn, aka uniporn LOL, and I got picked pocketed by one of the girls there.  Just like you said, sitting on my lap, making me feel all good..and then she split.

And the waiter just kind of laughed.

I remember some of the bars also you would give a 20 to the waiter and they would do a fast slight of hand to make you think you gave a smaller bill.

But over all, good times when I went down there.