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Posted 6/30/2011 at 11:45:53 AM

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One of the most common questions I'm asked as a companion is how did I end up here, I mean people are genuinely curious what my background is and just how I came to find myself as a TER advertiser.

I guess it really all begins with my childhood, my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries. I grew up in a fairly average household; had a wonderful pet parrot that was pining for the fjords. It was a remarkable bird, very quiet.
As I got older I got a job as a leper, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it. Ended up cured, bloody miracle it was. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, Jesus comes up and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
So now I find myself here, looking for work, posting on TER.

Gotta look on the bright side of life right?  ;-)

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In all seriousness ladies and gents I'll be in Toronto July 2-10th and Ottawa July 13-16.

If you don't take life too seriously, believe that a date should be fun and that it's just as much about a mental connection as it is a physical one then I may be the type of woman you'll enjoy sharing your time with.





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Posted 7/1/2011 at 4:39:40 AM

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You kill me, Kyra. hahaha Have a great trip in Ottawa!

 

Posted 7/1/2011 at 8:03:38 AM

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That's how I take my tea on Wednesdays when I go shopping; I also like to cut down trees, eat my lunch and go to the lavatory. :D

 

Posted 7/1/2011 at 9:41:43 PM

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Posted By: kyra_to
One of the most common questions I'm asked as a companion is how did I end up here, I mean people are genuinely curious what my background is and just how I came to find myself as a TER advertiser.

I guess it really all begins with my childhood, my mother was a hamster and my father smelled of elderberries. I grew up in a fairly average household; had a wonderful pet parrot that was pining for the fjords. It was a remarkable bird, very quiet.
As I got older I got a job as a leper, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it. Ended up cured, bloody miracle it was. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, Jesus comes up and cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
So now I find myself here, looking for work, posting on TER.

Gotta look on the bright side of life right?  ;-)

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In all seriousness ladies and gents I'll be in Toronto July 2-10th and Ottawa July 13-16.

If you don't take life too seriously, believe that a date should be fun and that it's just as much about a mental connection as it is a physical one then I may be the type of woman you'll enjoy sharing your time with.



 

Posted 7/3/2011 at 5:58:02 AM

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Posted 7/4/2011 at 5:15:35 AM

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...but luckily I didn't spit mine out ;)  I'm still on fuzzy muppets...LMFAO!

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Posted 7/4/2011 at 9:47:46 AM

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Posted 7/10/2011 at 5:49:46 AM

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one thing is certain, momma the hamster sure had some good genes.

 

Posted 7/11/2011 at 10:03:21 AM

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Posted 7/13/2011 at 8:40:50 PM

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Were you drinking tea with the Brits by chance?