If you're going to be stupid today, hell why not buy 1000 shares of RIMM. Your beneficiaries must be your wife and kids. You need more than a restriction from buying stocks. You need help. Your family needs to intervene and get you help NOW. You already own Bank of America. JPM is dead money for awhile. You might, and I emphasize might get a dead cat bounce on this stock. If you do, damn it marikod, please in God's name, SELL.
Before this JPM debacle, I thought Dimon was the best banker out there. I do hope JPM has a succession plan in place, because if I'm on the JPM board I will give Dimon two choices. First, you can resign. Second, if you don't resign, you're fired. Yes, like you said you fire the traders, but at the end of day, you fire the leader, whether it's in business, sports, or government. Hell, I'm still waiting for Steven Chu to fall on his sword (oops he's Chinese not Japanese) for his Solyndra fuck up.