Minnesota

Chelah Ryan Vega whatever
oldtaxman 25 Reviews 867 reads
posted
3 / 7

It has been well over a year since I have seen her.  She has had implants since.  I have seen her twice and it was therapeutic only.  The massage was pretty good.  For awhile she was offering sensual or therapeutic, your choice.  Not sure what she is doing now.  I couldn't connect with her on a personal level either.

makehersquirtalot 871 reads
posted
4 / 7

Have seen her twice.  I won't see again.  She used to work in another location offering nude yoga/massage before moving to west 'burb. She is like a bikini body builder and loves her bod. Massages are mediocre-at-best and very high priced (IMHO) especially when compared to others.  Lots of pics in bikini but don't expect her to wear one while massaging.  Nothing sensual about it.  The "nude" yoga was quite lame too (not sure why I went back after that- guess I was hoping). Implants are very unnatural in appearance for her body type and also look rock hard (no touching).  Again, IMHO.  Not sure if this helps.  We all have different tastes.  Good luck.  And if you decide to visit and have a different experience, please let us know.

backbend 43 Reviews 2663 reads
posted
5 / 7

The other posts are pretty much spot on.  I had one massage at a nearly reasonable rate a while back.  It was OK.  Zero sensuality, but at the price at the time that was OK.  It was a grand opening special.

Per Mari B.  (reviewed here as Diana) (another yoga massage girl that did not offer perks, no longer seems to advertise), they used to work together and at one time Chelah did offer HE.  Certainly there are reviews under another name from her Roseville location that implied HE were available with the nude yoga massages.  I think the name at the time was something like Kaylee.

But it is my sense that those sensual days are over.  She just advertises the bikini shots to get clients, but does not offer anything sensual as far as I can tell.  Reminds me of Treasure / Ciera / Sierra in that regard.  

I don't know the status of her yoga / massage studio in Hopkins, but right now she just advertises outcall.  Her other therapists were fairly cute when she had a regular massage studio, but none were willing to be sensual either (at least for me).

She might have a decent business again if she reduced rates to something reasonable and hired other therapists.  When she ran decent prices, the place seemed fairly busy.

Shannatwo 982 reads
posted
6 / 7

My experience working at the spa was that there was a lot of requests for HE, Erotic Body work, etc.
Although a sexy fitness trainer and bikini athlete, you all are looking in the wrong place for erotic and adult work.

I am a yoga instructor who taught with Chelah, and people were always asking us to do naked yoga?
They thought we would just take our clothes off because we were hot or something.
If you have an interest in skilled body work, thai yoga, acupressure, hot stones, health, fitness, and bonafide, trained and educated personal training services, than you might have been interested in our yoga classes, and thai massage with hot stones.

Creepy perverts, need not respond. Just because we marketed in bikinis, that does not mean we would do massage in bikinis.
Chelah showed me everything there is to know about guerilla marketing and how to build a healthy and high class client base, by being sexy, not sexual. Chelah may have done naked yoga, but it is unfortunate that the gay male population is not really the right client base, and most people who have naked yoga classes are in New York, one in Minneapolis, and they cater to gay men.
As my partner and a former massage therapist working with Chelah, I can say this, if you think you are going to get any sexual services from either of us, you are definately going to be dissapointed. I think Chelah closed her studio down after some creepy perverts stocked her, tried to rape her, and had her computer hacked into.

One thing about the yoga:  If you want naked yoga lessons, best to look elsewhere, as I really don't think this girl is a man or gay. As a gal pal friend, I couldn't but help to state that there are some girls out there who are willing to give you what you want, if it is a cheap thrill you are looking for, after all, cheap thrills, and cheap discounts are where most people go. Best to go to your$ 99.99 special for a handjob, or a quickie! Hey why you are at it, why not just check yourself into jail for statutory rape.

You complain about the prices, ha! Go to the Asian massage people, oh wait, they got shut down! Ok, Go to the escorts! Oh thats what you want, cheap sex! Want an STD on the side of your CHeap Thrill to take home to your wife?
Funny to hear the comment from the guy whose name is makeshersquirt alot. And to think you all commented on the size of her breasts? When you know full well that the knockers are what made you look at the add in the first place.  

Double D's? Please? My hunches are that Sir Makes Her squirt alot doesn't know a thing about what makes a woman squirt

mynamewallace 13 Reviews 203 reads
posted
7 / 7

Just had a great experience with her last month, and would like to post it, but her ad is down.  Any way to post now?  I had a really nice experience

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