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I've retired this alias, and the parodied provider is delisted, but this.....

by Enema Bond at 2/10/2006 12:15:28 AM

I might add that I don't think she would retire without more drama or fanfare. by Enema Bond at 7/19/2005 3:21:19 AM

Good luck to my alter ego. We had some good battles. She's gutsy. eom by Enema Bond at 7/19/2005 3:13:07 AM

I'm going to RETIRE the ALIAS. I've given my LAST BROWN SHOWER!!!...... by Enema Bond at 2/14/2005 2:42:00 AM

I charge extra for brown showers. Bring your own towel. eom by Enema Bond at 2/12/2005 12:45:53 AM

Please, I need more feed back as to how best to serve my clients. ( Don't think of........... by Enema Bond at 2/11/2005 10:20:56 AM

Not bad Followme, or how about "Scat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent??? Other themes are............ by Enema Bond at 2/11/2005 7:45:00 AM

My memoirs will either be titled "Scat's All Folks" or "Scat's life". Which do you......... by Enema Bond at 2/11/2005 4:50:21 AM

Let me tell you, Smelly's menu is is wide open and is "all you can eat". He tastes........ by Enema Bond at 2/11/2005 12:12:43 AM

The maids LOST their breakfast when the stench from my room hit them!!! eom by Enema Bond at 2/10/2005 11:40:48 PM

Smelly is not the type to hang out at the Port Authority and beg for donations. I've seen....... by Enema Bond at 2/10/2005 11:38:22 PM

My nipples are perky!! Days of Wine, I think we should tag team Smelly Smegma!!!!

by Enema Bond at 2/10/2005 11:25:25 PM

I must confess, Smelly minds think alike. Yes, Days of Wine it is your.......... by Enema Bond at 2/10/2005 11:17:51 PM

It has been cathartic telling my tale of woe. The hotel has charged my account....... by Enema Bond at 2/10/2005 10:59:44 PM

Egads, Lost Hunky Client. EMBARRASSED, yet RELIEVED!!! As many of you........ by Enema Bond at 2/10/2005 10:37:44 PM

Go CUZ go!!! Let them stick their ROO in your Kanga!!!! lol by Enema Bond at 2/9/2005 7:37:05 AM

Ah my cousin Sharon Bond !!! I can recommend her, she's VERY REGULAR!!! LOL by Enema Bond at 2/9/2005 2:22:30 AM

Are you a SHEILA??? LMAO by Enema Bond at 2/8/2005 8:06:20 AM

All kidding aside, I would like to make whoopee with you too!!! Contrary to............ by Enema Bond at 2/7/2005 7:57:42 AM

I may be crude and immature, but I'm NOT stupid. I bet you never even owned a............ by Enema Bond at 2/7/2005 5:54:38 AM

Some of my favorite comedies were Bad Santa, Caddy Shack, and Animal House. So you........... by Enema Bond at 2/7/2005 5:33:13 AM

Let's kiss and make up over a good bottle of Shiraz. I like you and find your......... by Enema Bond at 2/7/2005 5:16:02 AM

Come on, have some humor. You have to admit it is a funny and original alias. I can't........... by Enema Bond at 2/7/2005 4:43:38 AM

Thank you but don't these suppositories.......... by Enema Bond at 2/7/2005 4:14:34 AM

I'm becoming horribly bloated. Even missionary......... by Enema Bond at 2/7/2005 2:47:01 AM