...When I tell them that I'm going to sleep over at Katie's tonight I'm really meeting with an attractive, charismatic older man to live out a nights worth of unadulterated naughtiness.

 
Don't tell my western philosophy professor but...
          I spent all of last semester wondering if I showed up at his office early one morning and dropped to my knees in front of him would he let me?  Or would I be expelled?

 
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Don't tell my wife but...
          I work from home in the summer is so I can watch our 20 somethings babysitter splashing around in the pool in her barely there bikini.

 
Don't tell my boss but...
          The only reason I signed off on that shit for brains intern is so that I could spend my days fantasizing about throwing her on top of my desk and taking full advantage of her willing body.

 
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So....

     What do you say?

          I'll be your intern if you'll be my professor...  ;-